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Old Mar 05, 2007, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #4941
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*eats candy*
*sets a car on fire*
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Old Mar 06, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #4942
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*jumps on bar*

*draws both six shooters*

*peppers random bar goers with bullets*

*jumps down and drinks corona*
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Old Mar 07, 2007, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #4943
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*relaxes*
*grins evilely*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #4944
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*blows out pwnds hair*

*sips corona*

*opens a rift in the air and steps in*

*1 hour passes*

*rift reopens*

*steps out and leads a flaming dog out by a chain*

*sicks him on pwned*

*smiles*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 10:01 AM // 10:01   #4945
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*summons a demon*
*sets it on doc*
*throws a fireball*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #4946
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*sips beer*
*sets demon on fire*
*sets a chair on fire*
*sets someones beer on fire*
*laughs*
*runs in circles*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #4947
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*engages in a staring contest with a bottle of Jim Beam Black*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #4948
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*sips beer*
*burns stuff*
*runs in circles*
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Old Mar 08, 2007, 11:32 PM // 23:32   #4949
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*Leaves bar*
*Returns 10 minutes later*
*Reveals a flaming hotdog from 7/11*
*Sics hot dog on Doc*
*Watches in disappointment as hotdog lies motionless*
*Eats hotdog*
*Apologizes to Doc*
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Old Mar 09, 2007, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #4950
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*laughs*

*breaks out with the BBQ pit ont he veranda*

*puts on steaks*

*waits*

*sips beer*
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Old Mar 09, 2007, 02:37 PM // 14:37   #4951
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*sips beer*
*eats steak*
*burns a random person*
*runs in circles*
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Old Mar 09, 2007, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #4952
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*shoots some whiskey*
*snags a steak from Doc's BBQ*
*eats the steak*
*shoots more whiskey*
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Old Mar 09, 2007, 08:04 PM // 20:04   #4953
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"Bummer, Freak took the steak that was poisoned."
*Watches Freak melt from the inside out*
*Relaxes on veranda and watches people burn*
*Enjoys his steak*
"Thanks, Doc. Delicious. Glad mine isn't poisoned."
*Realizes he is dangerously low on beer*
*Summons a beer breathing dragon*
*Grabs dragon by the neck and fills his glass*
*Throws grenades*
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Old Mar 09, 2007, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #4954
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*drinks burning*
*beers things*
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #4955
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*Punches beer*
*drinks Fallen*
-.-
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #4956
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*sighs and puts on more steak so he can have one*

*sips beer*

*puts on a cap that has official title on it 'master chef' "
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #4957
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*politely asks doc to slap another one on for me*
*notices the post count is getting fairly close to 5000*
*hopes that this thread is remade*
*tells pwnd to post*
*burns slow computer*
*wonders why there is a computer in a bar*
*sips beer*
*has staring contest with own avatar*
...
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #4958
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*shudders*
"stop trying to drink me!"
*sets fire to everyone*
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #4959
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Haven't done this in a while, so...
*becomes bartender*
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Old Mar 10, 2007, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #4960
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*takes one more sip of beer*
*pours beer over self to put out fire*
*looks at Fallen*
"thanks a lot, now i need another beer"
*calls for another beer, and puts it on Fallens tab*
*thinks about conquering world*
*realizes that he has to move to do that*
*sips new beer*
*burns beer cuz its a light beer*
*reaches over counter and grabs a Canadian*
*punches Chris*
"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A LIGHT BEER YOU NOOB BARTENDER"
*continues staring contest with own avatar*

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